……5 Biggest Fashion Crimes Ever

Crime no. 1 - Turn Up Jeans

They wear them with flip-flops, heels and even ballet flats. They walk as if they look fabulously stylish. But how can turn up jeans ever be cool? Its like wearing your skin inside out and then shouting out to the world that its cool. This look should never be tolerated unless you’re walking on the beach and do not want to get sand on your jeans. I would genuinely love to have opinions on this as this is my number 1 pet peeve ever.

Sentenced to 5 years of wearing only skin tight jeans so you can’t turn it up.

Crime No. 2 - White Trousers

Everyone knows that white trousers get dirty very easily. They are unflattering and make people look bigger than they really are. There’s also a high risk of getting them stained with blood when your period arrives without warning (just ask Mischa Barton), and worst of all you will be exposing your knickers to the entire world. I seriously think white trousers were invented to expose your underwear and it is definitely NOT sexy at all. I have to admit, i do like the idea of teaming them with black blazers or anything black for the monochrome look but all the reasons listed above just convinced me that i shouldn’t.

Sentenced to wearing Bridget Jones granny pants for the rest of your life for modesty reasons.

Crime No. 3 - Wearing the Wrong Sized Bra

Wearing the right size will make you look better in your clothes and i just cannot stand it when women are too lazy to get themseleves measured regularly. I know of girls who wear bigger bras so that it makes their breasts sound bigger to their friends. I also know of girls who cannot be bothered to change their bras and live with the philosophy of “as long as it fits and my breasts don’t spill out entirely, i’m fine” It is definitely not a good look to have two bumps on your chest and definitely not attractive to have a big gap from your bra to your breasts. And of course some women just wear smaller bras so that thei breasts will spill out as cleavage to allow perverted men to oogle at. To save the women’s pride, please wear the correct bra size and don’t let certain childish men have something to discuss with their friends about.

Sentenced to your breasts being measured by a random guy.

Crime No. 4 - Oversized Sunglasses

Fashion magazines love this look. Celebrities like Nicole Richie, Lindsay Lohan, Paris Hilton love this look but can’t you see that these glasses make you look as if you’re wearing a batman mask? They cover almost half your face and this look is even worse on girls (like the one in the picture) with tiny faces. I think the look is just ridiculous and makes it look as if you’ve got really bad eyebags! If you want to wear such huge sunglasses like this you might as well just wear Spiderman’s mask. Sunglasses were invented to protect your eyes not to cover your face. I think it will look even worse on asian women (like me) with the lack of bridge on the nose.

Sentenced to wearing a pair of swimming goggles instead whenever you need to protect your eyes from the harsh sun.

Fashion Crime No. 5- Builder’s Bum

Not even Carmen Electra can get away with it, so don’t even think of trying! I used to be guilty of this crime and its basically not a good look and its called Builder’s Bum for a reason. My solution was to get a pair of jeans which were higher on the back & still low on the hip. Result? The Miss Sixty Extra Low TY jeans to the rescue! The only thing i can think of as sexy when it comes to showing off your bum is short shorts. Just watch any Kylie Minogue videos and you’ll know what i mean. However, i am not a big fan of showing off my bottom but its just a better solution. So girls, if the jeans don’t cover your ass crack, don’t buy them! Bum cleavage is not sexy AT ALL!

Sentenced to wearing high waisted trousers for 10 weeks.

Anyone would like to add on to my list of fashion crimes?